Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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