Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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