the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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