I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
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