Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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