His pubic hair was longer than his dick
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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