god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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