I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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