girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
My breath smells like gin and sadness
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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