Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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