After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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