they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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