I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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