Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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