I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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