i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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