All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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