i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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