It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Randomize
