well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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