I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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