You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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