just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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