In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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