that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He did a backflip because drugs
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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