Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
