I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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