pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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