I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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