Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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