let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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