some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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