He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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