please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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