There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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