I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
someone owes me an orgasm
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
