if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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