I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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