we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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