i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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