The brown eye won't let me do that either.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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