btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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