Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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