The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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