what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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