Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If that was your dad, he is hot
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Life is so much better after having sex.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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