She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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