I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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