what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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