i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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