i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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