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I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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