just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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