Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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