Do you still have your period?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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