You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
i think my cat just said my name.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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